We've all done it. You know, asking the question that has the oh so obvious answer. Who is buried in Grant's tomb? (well entombed actually) When was the war of 1812? Which month is May Day celebrated?
Cruise ship passengers are no different. Here are some of the funniest (some will say, stupidest) questions asked of Cruise Directors and Crew.
Tough question...... any ideas?
Generally, elevators go UP or DOWN. If you want to get to the front (which is the ) of the ship you will have to ......walk
Do we need to explain this one?
The midnight buffet is at - say it all together – MIDNIGHT!
Do these stairs go up as well as down?
Uh, depends on which way your feet are facing
Is the water in the toilet fresh water or saltwater?
What does it matter, as long as it flushed!
Does the outside cabin mean it's outside the ship?
We'll be back for you
There is a l-o-n-g extension cord plugged into the port you sailed out of… just kidding
How small does your face have to be to have a mini facial?
Is the island surrounded by water?
Definition of an island: A land mass, especially one smaller than a continent, entirely surrounded by water
What religion are those people who have pink patches behind their ears?
A Patch E
#1 stupidest question:
Look for in them!!