Monday, March 11, 2013

And the Winner of the stupid Question Award is....

We've all done it. You know, asking the question that has the oh so obvious answer.  Who is buried in Grant's tomb? (well entombed actually) When was the war of 1812?  Which month is May Day celebrated?

Cruise ship passengers are no different.  Here are some of the funniest (some will say, stupidest) questions asked of Cruise Directors and Crew.

Does the crew sleep on the ship? 
Tough question...... any ideas?

Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
Generally, elevators go UP or DOWN. If you want to get to the front (which is the bow) of the ship you will have to ......walk

Is the iced tea hot? 
Do we need to explain this one? 

Can we get off the ship when we have 'our day at sea'?
Sure, if you have a swim in mind

What time is the midnight buffet? 
The midnight buffet is at - say it all together – MIDNIGHT!

Do these stairs go up as well as down?
Uh, depends on which way your feet are facing

Is the water in the toilet fresh water or saltwater?  
What does it matter, as long as it flushed!

Does the outside cabin mean it's outside the ship?
We'll be back for you

How does the Captain know which port to go to?
Coin toss?

Do we have to eat dinner at both seatings?
Only if you visit the gym 10 times a day

Does the ship generate its own electricity? 
There is a   l-o-n-g   extension cord plugged into the port you sailed out of… just kidding  

Why does the cabin crew leave small pats of 'butter' on my pillow at night?
Chocolate is disguised after 8pm

How small does your face have to be to have a mini facial?
Depends on who is doing the measuring

How many feet above sea level are we? 
Well, let's see, or is that sea?

What do you do with the beautiful ice sculptures after they melt? 

Is the island surrounded by water? 

Definition of an island:  A land mass, especially one smaller than a continent, entirely surrounded by water

What religion are those people who have pink patches behind their ears?
A Patch E

And the #1 stupidest question:

If the photos aren’t marked, how will we know which ones are ours? 

Look for YOU in them!!